The Honourable Mr. Bennett
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Between two self-aggrandizing speeches, Bennett stops to shake hands with guests. When our turn comes, he becomes equally scared and excited. "My! You are a rough-looking bunch! Who might you be?"
The Honourable Mr. Bennett

Between two self-aggrandizing speeches, Bennett stops to shake hands with guests. When our turn comes, he becomes equally scared and excited. "My! You are a rough-looking bunch! Who might you be?"
- We tell the truth, plain and simple.
- We use an euphemism and hope he's sharp enough to catch on.
- We claim to be honest merchants.